Don't pay attention to my fat ass
Some of you I know are wondering. How did a fat guy end up with such a pretty girl? I have money. Lots of money. At least that's what I tell every woman I go to bed with. It makes them overlook the fat every time. I really don't have that much money. Just a good job that pays decent. Here is a tip. Have a big roll of money in your pocket. Have big bills wrapped around the roll. Inside the rest of the roll have ones! Works every time!!!